And as Ricard has now left Washington, and is frolicking merrily around London with Al, it's only appropriate to show you these pictures he took.
Richard, on clubbing in Washington: "Cool. Got very drunk. Had lots of fun."
Ha! Richard got drunk!
I ask Richard: "How's Washington?"
He replies: "Wet."
Me to Richard: "Seen any cute American's yet?"
Rich replies: "No, most Americans are not cute at all. I guess most reckon that being American is enough: no need to look good too! Will go clubbing in Wash & report back."