July 26, 2005

Bin Cokin

Osama bin Laden tried to buy a massive amount of cocaine, spike it with poison and sell it in the United States hoping to kill thousands, according to reports. The plot failed when Colombian drug lords decided it would be bad for business if they got involved in the deal.

Posted by rory at 04:56 PM

Watching sport

[Rory] oh.my.god. Just saw Ronaldo on SuperSport3. Beijing Hyundai vs Man Utd. Want to know the score?
[Rory] Ronaldo is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.
[Snowball] Oh My GOD! ur watching supersport!!!!!
[Rory] Accidentally.

Posted by rory at 03:34 PM

Lock and Load

brett-opie.gifI met Brett while at university. I soon learned that Brett is a dyed-in-the-wool activist, and I think he'd agree with that assessment. He's really good at it too. One of the main reasons is that he suffers, as all good activists do, from high blood pressure. He's now found a way to lessen that affliction. It's about time.

Posted by rory at 02:01 PM

Kate. Pure as poo.

Kate writes:

This is what you learn while being a loser and watching too much TV...

I know that Kate is derived from Katherine and traditionally has been known to mean 'pure of heart'. Which is what I am. But I learnt this weekend that 'pure' used to mean something entirely different in medieval times.

Purification was and still is part of the tanning process. 'Pure' used to mean 'dog poo'. Literally. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off the couch.

So now I'm no longer pure of heart, I'm just full of sh!t. Ironic, innit?

Posted by rory at 01:46 PM

July 23, 2005

Naked City Boys

Poppers and Drag Queens and Gay Boys, Oh My!

Posted by rory at 10:41 PM

July 22, 2005

Joburg Pride set to turn sweet 16

After much speculation about the future of the event, details for Johannesburg's Lesbian and Gay Pride Heritage Week, which will be celebrating its sixteenth anniversary, have been announced.

Posted by rory at 04:23 PM

Big Gay Birthday

Al writes: "My entire team just came into my office, sang happy birthday and gave me a card with a half-naked man on the front, a bottle of red wine and a CD titled Hard House Anthems 6. Do you think they know me well?"

Almost as well as I do. Happy fabulous birthday for Monday!

Posted by rory at 03:15 PM

July 20, 2005

Blue moon

First they brought you Google Earth. Now, they bring you Google Moon. Go on - zoom all the way in. It's worth it.

Posted by rory at 04:39 PM

Gay Games Johannesburg 2010

Why should we get it? Well, Johannesburg is just fabulous - so support the bid!

Not that I'm a huge sports fan, generally, but picture it: loads and loads of gorgeous athletic homosexuals all over our city. Sounds good, doesn't it?

Posted by rory at 11:08 AM

Religion

My friend Chris, 2 years ago, when asked what he thought of religion in general, replied: "It's the biggest load of codswallop ever to disgrace us with its presence. If I had a big red button marked 'Danger! Will immediately delete all inkling of religion and god from every person in the universe,' my automatic-button-pressing-machine would be hard at work at home right now while I was out and enjoying the world."

Posted by rory at 10:21 AM

July 17, 2005

Pixel images





Pixel images


Originally uploaded by Rory.

Cool button made with this. And flickr.com let's me auto post and blog this image at the same time. Sometimes the net is just so cool.

Posted by rory at 01:39 PM

July 16, 2005

Whole glory

Apparently, this is a glory hole...

Posted by rory at 07:37 PM

Don't get your ass fired...

There are many things you should not do with your ass. This is one of them.

Posted by rory at 03:37 PM

July 12, 2005

Blown

"Alcohol brings down the fear level," said Dr Holstege. "Everyone knows if you give alcohol to a woman it makes things easier."

Posted by rory at 04:24 PM

July 11, 2005

I'm going to use the word 'cunt' a lot

Don't you just love it when people rant and rage?

Posted by rory at 04:11 PM

War of the Blogs

Tom Cruise's blog. Allegedly.

Posted by rory at 04:07 PM

July 09, 2005

Google video

Did you know that Google does video? And you can upload.

Posted by rory at 10:57 AM

July 06, 2005

Surnames

Kate recently moved to the UK, where she's working for a big company. She writes:

"I've just received an email from another employee: Stephen Cockburn.

I have not the words..."

Posted by rory at 12:09 PM

July 04, 2005

S(t)imulation

How does the other sex experience pleasure?

Posted by rory at 05:07 PM

Strange friends

I have strange friends. Good, but strange.

One of them just said: "We chatted about this on friday and have decided incest isnt for us... although sometimes we wish it was."

Um.

Posted by rory at 04:36 PM

July 01, 2005

MTN GPRS

At home. Online courtesy of MTN's GPRS. And it works really, really well.

Posted by rory at 09:33 PM