May 17, 2005

...by a large gang of Iceland Metrosexuals

World famous Green Rabbit writer, Mikhail Holberwitz, was brutally attacked Sunday afternoon in Toronto by a large gang of Iceland Metrosexuals. The attack occurred outside of a downtown Spa where Mikhail was putting up advertisements for the paper. Interesting to note, that even though he was attacked by 12 men, including one vicariously dry humping him from the rear, Mikhail survived the attack unscathed.

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