March 08, 2005

Textual activity

Princess Adrian: "We've decided on a new name for smegma: 'I can't believe it's not feta!'"

Al: "What goes 'ooooooooooooooooo'? A cow with no lips."

Rich: "Apparently the occasional masturbation can increase your lifespan by one day. Taken to its logical conclusion, you must be immortal."

***: "The key to successful drug taking is 'excess in moderation'."

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