August 31, 2004

Spoilsbury

This is just plain bizarre...

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August 24, 2004

Muse missing

Writing is easy, said someone. All you have to do is start with an empty piece of paper and wait for the blood from your forehead to drip on the paper.

However, my monitor serves as my paper, blood makes the keyboard sticky, and the monitor isn't gravitationally below me. Thus conspires the world against the rites.

Plus, I suspect I'll get wierd looks from people in the office if I take out my pocket knife. Again.

I've considered other bodily fluids, but both my hands are tired from all the typing. And my co-workers no longer respond appropriately to my requests for them to 'lend a hand'.

It's enough to make you have a cigarette.

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August 23, 2004

SA Pride 2004

Coming soon...

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Footers under foot

If you're one of those unfortunate people who are stuck in HTML mail hell (where your mail server forces all your outgoing mail to HTML, even if you send it as plain text), and you have get an unwanted disclaimer appended to each email, then try this.

Place the following unclosed tag at the end of your email, in the sig or something like that:

<div style="visibility:false">

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August 20, 2004

Ryking it in

Sometimes, there are reasons to watch sport.

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August 17, 2004

Vampires!

Go on: suck some blood.

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August 14, 2004

Own a Samsung DVD player?

Have a look at this.

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Opening ceremony

Don't you just love it when Google does a special logo?

Watched the opening ceremony last night. Phenomenal.

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6:18am

Sometimes, I'm at work really early. On a Saturday.

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August 13, 2004

Soon, soon...

Only 23 days to go...

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August 09, 2004

Thought for the day

Dave: "...that's why I carry my cellphone in my back pocket. 'Cos I'd rather get cancer of the ass, than cancer of the balls."

Happy Woman's Day!

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August 06, 2004

Paper waster

Catch the papers, and throw them in the bin.

For when you couldn't be arsed to do the real thing.

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How to fold a shirt

You know how you want your shirts folded - exactly the same way they're folded in the stores, when they look all neat and stuff.

Look how easy it is.

Amaze your friends and family.

Posted by rory at 04:46 PM

August 05, 2004

TivoToGo gets The Go

The article TiVo Wins Nod for Users to Share Digital Shows, relates how it will "enable a user to record and send a digital broadcast television show to up to nine others who have been registered on that person's service and has been given a key to see it."

I'm not sure if this is good or bad. Good, you can share good quality digital media. Bad, you're limited to 9 people.

Some of us have more than 9 friends.

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August 04, 2004

DrunkenBastardMan

DrunkenBastardMan is funny. Really funny. Lots of dirty words, too.

You can't have too many dirty words. Well, you can. At least if you're behind some corporate firewall. Then there is probably an upper limit on the number of dirty words.

Like, two.

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August 03, 2004

Two down, a couple to go

Today, I cleared two long outstanding debts. There are other debts still being serviced, but two down is two less.

Yay, me.

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