I was chatting to my friend Graham the other day.
"So, you're a TV producer now?" he asked.
"Yeah," I replied. "And it's really not as glamourous as it sounds..." I replied.
"Well," he continued, "at least you're not sitting in front of a PC all day."
At this point, I paused before answering.
"Actually..."
(a TV producer, at least in this case, does, in fact, sit in front of a computer all day)
::: a TV ritual performed at 07:44 AM :::