June 02, 2003


The toaster here has 4 settings: CANCEL (a big red button), DEFROST, REHEAT, and BAGEL.

I popped in a slice of bread, pressed bagel, and waited. Out came a toasted... slice of bread.

I'm sure there's a truth-in-advertising issue here.

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