June 17, 2003

Text-heavy. Laugh-intensive.

"This is because young people in sports cars are considered to be 'high risk' drivers. This offends me. If driving down a residential street at 200 mph while smoking a joint and listening to music with bass so high that the sides of the car bulge out with each note like some kind of cartoon is considered 'high risk', I don't want to know what 'low risk' is."

Go get Text-Heavy. This is seriously funny stuff.

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