June 02, 2003

Nokia's Law Of Office Phones

This states that in any given office there will always be one phone which has its ringtone set to the Violent Femme's Blister In The Sun. This phone will also usually belong to someone who is frequently away from their desk, and is, apparently popular.

You will then find yourself silently praying that the phone has a vibrating option, and that it will quickly shuffle itself to the edge of the desk and lemming off quickly to the floor, and silence.

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