May 16, 2003

The case of the illiterate PC thief

Warren writes:

Hey all..

Just to keep you all posted: The training center has been burgled, they made off with 10 boxes. Please bear this in mind if you come to pilfer biscuits:

  1. Leave no prints
  2. Biscuit pilfery is a crime too (hehe)
  3. We're too angry to be leaving biscuits out at a time like this

Sigh... The irony is that they stole some of the lowest spec'ed boxes in the whole building. Life as an IT illiterate PC thief must be unrewarding work.

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