May 27, 2003

Movie idea

Neo and John Connor join forces to fight the war against the machines. After an intense rave/orgy, they make plans for the upcoming battle.

At the same time, the Matrix and Skynet sign a multi-billion dollar merger, spelling certain doom for the human resistance. After an intense rave/orgy, the corporate giants start production on a new line of Arnold Agents and Smith-inators.

Meanwhile, back at the X-Mansion, Professor X uses Cerebro to notify all the mutants in the world about the upcoming Mutant Rave-o-thon Celebration 2003. After much Kung Fu, car chases, and explosions, everyone dies and meets God, who turns out to be Jim Carrey.

"Alllllrighty then," says God, flanked by a cadre of Charlie's Angels. "Let's get this party started."

And Neo's like, "God, why are you speaking through your buttocks?"

T A T S U Y A I S H I D A

President, CEO, Revolutionary

Thanks Guy!

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Comments

Yeah, that sounds familiar.

I had a dream where I was Neo, and I had to battle the Matrix Empire, consisting of robot-agent-droids and led by Hayden Christensen.

He was soooo evil. But soooo hot.
I hated him so much, but wanted him at the same time.

Later, the cast of Futurama showed up.

Posted by: Chris H at May 27, 2003 09:07 PM
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