March 28, 2003

'Time-traveler' busted for insider trading

Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

  :::  a Surf ritual performed at 02:04 PM   :::   ritual observers [4]   :::  


OK -- Andrew Carlssin may be nothing but an urban
legend. But he also may be a real person, who is
telling the truth! I mean -- how do we know? The
only way to really find out is to send a reporter
to Rikker's Island, (or maybe a team of reporters), to investigate. I believe that the
government may be keeping the truth from us -- for
its own reasons, (just as they confiscated all of
Nicola Tessla's papers after he died.) Perhaps
Mr. Carlssin -- though real -- is no longer on
Rikker's Island, but in another prison somewhere?

I remember seeing Bill Bixby interviewed on
the truth or falsity of Elvis' being alive. At
that time, Mr. Bixby said that, yes, Elvis was
dead -- but that he had stayed alive long after
his "official" death date -- which had been
faked by the government so that Elvis could help
them. Mr. Bixby was Elvis' friend, and I do
believe he told the truth. If the government
could hide the details of the correct date of
death with someone who had volunteered to help
them -- think of what they could be doing with
a time-traveller, who could be forced to give
them information they don't want anyone else to

Unless proven otherwise, I will continue to
believe that Andrew Carlssin is a real Human
Being from the year 2256. (If someone builds a
time-machine in the meantime, sometime during
our lifetimes....maybe we can then acertain the

P.S.: I am NOT a physicist.....though I really would want to be able to be one, because
Time Machines have always fascinated me. However,
I have been told that I am slightly psychic....
and I DO have this "feeling" in me that one
precurser of the time-machine is...............
...........the computer! Don't know why I feel
this, but I do. Perhaps it can be a help to
some physicist, or physicist-in-training who will
read this? (I truly want a time-machine to
become reality, really badly -- and really soon!)
would like to have those talents, because

Posted by: Claudia at April 7, 2003 02:39 PM

UrFucking Crazy

Posted by: UrFucking Crazy at August 20, 2003 08:16 AM

I think this guy's telling the truth. I mean, if he was mentally disturbed - or even lying, he wouldn't make up such a story. this story is way more creative than something any ordinary person would come up with. I mean, think about it another way. If this guy WAS crazy, he wouldn't have even invested in the stocks. and he can't be arrested for something so f*cking dumb. he could be telling the truth. sometimes, though, people are so naive and ignore the more logical reasons, preferring to believe that those people are crazy. f*ckin dumb thing to do

Posted by: Samantha at February 29, 2004 07:55 PM

Dont be so dumb!!! No one knows what the future will be, this is because it has not yet happned!! This being said, it will therefor be impossible to have come from the future at some point or other.

I think the speculator was some kind of natural genius investor/speculator who had a kind of Walter the Mitty brain. But instead of thinking he was someone else, he thought that he was from another state in time. Nothing wrong with that, he has a pretty good imagination which is a healthy trait.

Jules Verne also had a bloody good imagination. In his time he could have been thought of as mad or also from another state in time. This was not the case. In those days you certainly did not have as many dink brains as you have today. Especially the ammount of dinks that are in power. I think that too many people are under the influence or side effects of some kind of narcotic/drug/medication or similar!!!!!!!!!

Put all this in your pipe and smoke it.

Posted by: Godwin Symons at June 10, 2004 10:06 PM
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